Bad humor

Some really bad jokes told in the studio this week:

1) Why can’t fruit get married? Because they cantaloupe

2) How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer

3) A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants. He orders a beer and the bartender asks “Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?” The pirate answers “Arrrrr. It’s drivin me nuts!”

4) Two cannibals are sitting by the fire eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

5) No, it’s just ice cream (that’s just the punchline. It’s a penguin joke that’s too dirty to tell)

6) #23 (sometimes we just number our jokes in order to save time)

And my all time favorite: (To be used only when shooting marzipan-stollen) We had a great shot for you, but it was stollen!

Thank you, thank you. We're here all week. Tip your veal folks.